My Turn!
Hey guys, It's leahciM again. I just wanted to pop in here and expound upon something I think needs expunging.
Or expoundicating?
Perhaps, but the real point is that there is something, something deep inside each and every one of us that begs, nay, wants to be revealed as who we really are. This something beckons from the mountains of our soul, expressing a multitude of magnanimitous feelings in one unutterable breath.
This something is gas.
...I think i just farted.
leahciM
posted by Mike @ 2:05 PM
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5 Comments:
EWWW. Ew.
So basically what you're saying is that the question "who we really are" is answered through a bodily waste with a putrid stench? Woah... that's deep.
If you gave me the pressure, temperature and volume of this gas, I do believe I could deduce the number of moles of said gas....yes, with the pervert function (PeR=VeRT) I believe.
And that I believe is the answer.
Life really centers around moles. Little furry creatures who each eat and breathe just like us. And the substance that these little guys breathe is gas, so given the pressure, temperature and volume of the gas, you can calculate the number of moles with the pervert function.
It all comes from gas. Or does it all come from moles? Could we derive the toxicity of the gas based on the total number of beans eaten in one day?
Beans beans the magical fruit
the more you eat
the more you toot
I believe so, but this would constitute the implementation of the gastro equation (F=eCes) which relates "C", the speed of light, to "F", the fart. It all makes sense when you think about it. I mean under what circumstances is it that we found out the things to which human properties? Cmon.
I should have just posted something...
Alex, we really need your...you-ness in the blog world more often.
leahciM
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